SIMULATED FEED — FICTIONAL TICKERS, NOT LIVE DATA
SYS 00:00:00 UTC
_> CATCH_NEKO :: CRYPTO CATS // 2026

>> LOADING CATCH_NEKO SCANNER

[------------] 0%


> SYSTEM_STATUS: BOOTING

STATUS:

ONLINE

CHAIN:

SOLANA

CHECKS:

8 PER COIN

_> ~/catch_neko/live_feed.log

guest@catch_neko:~$ tail -f live_feed.log

What the scanner sees right now.

CONNECTING TO THE BOT ...

OPEN COINS ON:
pass fail couldn't check not reached checks: 01 age · 02 organic · 03 holders · 04 bundles · 05 snipers · 06 copycats · 07 socials · 08 guard
⚠ BUSY warning tags: shown, never used to reject a coin (hover for details) TREND tied to a trend the AI rates hot Jev AI (experimental) = Jev's opinion, incl. its own verdict on the 8 checks; logged to test it, it decides nothing
CoinStageMcapChecksResultWhy
waiting for the first scan ...

guest@catch_neko:~$ cat track_record.csv

Every coin that passed all 8 checks: its market cap when it passed, and what it's worth now. This is the honest part.

CoinPassedThenNowChange
no data yet

A coin passing the checks is not a recommendation to buy it. Most fall within minutes, as the track record shows. Not financial advice.

_> ~/catch_neko/runners.log

guest@catch_neko:~$ sort -k multiple -r catches.csv | head

Caught early. Here's how far they ran.

waiting for the bot ...

"Would have been" = the market cap when the scanner caught it, to its best 15-minute close afterwards (not a one-off spike). Nobody sells the exact top, and most of these fell back hard afterwards; compare PEAK with NOW. The best catches are shown here; the full record, losers included, is in the track record above.

_> ~/catch_neko/paper_book.csv

guest@catch_neko:~$ cat paper_book.csv

Every alert as a pretend trade.

Each coin that passes every check is "bought" on paper at the alert price, then sold at 2x, at -40%, or after 6 hours, minus 4% for fees and slippage. No real money. This is how we find out which signals actually help.

waiting for the bot ...

> OPEN THE BOT DASHBOARD: every bot's trades, PnL and equity curve

GroupTradesAvg resultProfitableHit 2xStopped out
no closed trades yet

guest@catch_neko:~$ diff rules.csv ai.csv

Rules vs AI, on the same trades. The AI gives an opinion at every step: when a coin first appears, when it's checked, when the alert fires, and every 10 minutes while it's held. None of it is acted on yet. Here we see whether following it would have done better.

StrategyTradesAvg resultProfitableHit 2xStopped out
no Jev-judged trades closed yet

guest@catch_neko:~$ tail paper_book.csv

CoinAlertEntry mcapResultExitTags
no trades yet

Paper results are best-case: a real buy lands seconds to minutes after the alert, usually at a worse price. Past results say nothing certain about the next coin. Not financial advice.

_> ~/catch_neko/checks.sh

guest@catch_neko:~$ cat checks.sh | less

8 checks. Fail one, you're out.

The scanner reads every fresh Solana launch as it appears. A coin has to clear every rule below, and it's checked again every few minutes. If a check can't run, the coin doesn't pass.

#CheckRuleWhy
// demo output appears here. Uses a made-up coin, not live data.
_> ~/catch_neko/README_RISKS.txt

guest@catch_neko:~$ cat README_RISKS.txt

No promises. Here's why.

We tested the simplest way to use the scanner: buy every coin that passes all 8 checks, sell when it stops passing. 96 alerts, 25–26 Sep 2026, after fees and slippage:

-15%average result per trade
25/96trades that made money
5-10mbefore most coins stop passing

A few coins ran several times over. Most fell within minutes, and some were dumped even after passing every check. The scanner shortens the list. It does not pick winners.

The coins on this page are memecoins: no intrinsic value, no income, no rights, and they can go to zero. Nothing here is financial advice, an offer or an invitation to buy. Cryptoassets are high-risk and unregulated in many places, including the UK. Don't put in money you can't afford to lose.